Self-Evaluation

I have come to a sad realization.

There are three groups of people who I find most ridiculous:

Females, because they make everything much more complicated than it should be, and they're alarmingly shallow at times.

English majors, because they are insufferably pompous.

And freshmen. For obvious reasons.

And yes, you may have realized--I fall into all three of these categories. What a sad, sad day . . .